pipecleaners.

this time last year we were having our "Rave of the Century! Part One" party. It was the night i learnt that pipecleaners were pipecleaners, the night of the cupcake fairy, the night we found the Doctor Who theme song on the jukebox, the night we ate much cake, the night we saw a fat guy sing 'happy birthday' opera style and then go on to do the caterpillar later in the night, the night we saw a 40 year old woman do the splits in skinny jeans, the night the Naked Chainsaws played live for the first time in years, the night we raved to "Smells Like Teen Spirit," the night we locked ourselves out of our house and had to break a window, the night i ran away back to their house and the two of us slept in a single bed coldcoldcold, and when we woke there were bottles everywhere.

this list is not nearly as long as it should be.